glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
So squirting runs in the family.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
