i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
someone owes me an orgasm
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Randomize
