yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
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