glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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