Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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