it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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