People with herpes should wear stickers.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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