So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
bring money and cleavage
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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