Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
