If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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