16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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