so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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