69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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