It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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