I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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