R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
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