When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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