shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
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