But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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