I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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