We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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