Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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