We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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