chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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