I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Two words: nipple clamps
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