11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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