I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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