What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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