Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Randomize
