i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
