So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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