she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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