I'm pants shitting drunk right now
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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