Tell her she can't have a vagina
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
its liver damage thursday
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
