Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
