Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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