very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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