Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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