Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I think a kid would responsible me up
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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