i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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