a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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