I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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