Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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