More tranny stories later!
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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