You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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