Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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