I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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