Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
