I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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