Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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