like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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