Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
im on a boat
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