How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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