question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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