rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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