The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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