he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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