My friends, they love my intelligence
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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