it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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